Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Copy and comment whichever applies to you.

I’m a lesbian, so I must have a crush on every girl I see.

I have alot of guy friends, so I must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so I must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself, so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so I must be bullied.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life.

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT, so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

I’m depressed, so I must be seeking attention.

I came from a broken family, so I must be problematic.

4 comments:

  1. from what i can see, you've minimized your writing about your past. thumbs up to that. i'm glad you've finally decided to move on with your life and be ok with it! (:

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  2. I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

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  3. hahaha the typical views

    -PL-

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