Friday, August 24, 2012

Shit girls say

After shaving her legs

"Feel how soft my legs are. FEEL IT!"

Before shopping

"I'm not going to buy anything that I don't need"

During shopping

"Oooh! I need that."

"I have a matching top for that!"

"I might use it for certain occasion"

"It's okay, I don't need this."

After shopping

"I shouldn't have bought that"

"Damn it, I should have bought that"

After looking at pictures of skinny girls

"I gotta start eating healthy and jog!"

Few minutes after that

"Cheeseburger would be nice"

Other shit that girls say

"Do I look fat?"

"What should I eat?"

"I miss my cat"

"I'll have the small piece"

"I have so many things to tell you!"

"I'm cold"

"Be honest!"

and the famous

"I'm fine"

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